>>interrupted him; not even the mother, grown old in the past month, had
>>honestly, Dick. In all I have said so far, there has been no innuendo;
>>Morrissy, who suddenly saw visions of bars and stripes, made a quick,
>heads reverently upon the rail in prayer. Presently the music ceased,
>had some slight business transactions with Mr. McQuade, and he came up
>entered into their lives that gave to all trivial things a ponderous
Donnelly spoke in the German district, Warrington spoke to the
approached Ben, who had waited for him. No one was within earshot.
about his character, his honor, his worth? Nobody. To hold one's
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That was the first spam email I received at work today... and I've received stranger ones. So, could someone shine light on the business model here??? Hmmm... though I've already passed on hundreds of opportunities to buy elicit boner pills, this quirky narrative has convinced me that boxsuit.com is the one for me. Is that what they're thinking?? The next message had the subject line its one of a few signs and this was the only thing in the body of the email... no pix, no links, just:
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Is this string of words so mysterious that I can't help from tracking down its meaning, then, in celebration, ordering a box of veterinary-grade Propecia? Well, since it was sent to me from Klaus Bathurst, I guess it is...
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My favorite spams are the ones with subject lines that taunt me, like You know HAve a big' n butcan or cant pLeas ure her wIth slinkydnky. Now, you tell me, is that any way to start a business relationship? Is this how car salesman get dudes to buy sports cars... Gee, Mr. Smallone, if you buy this tiny car with a spoiler on the back, who knows what might happen to that problem you've been having with woodwork lately (do weigh in Troy).
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Plus, who says I can't provide pleasure with my slinkydnky? If only it were a big'n...
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my favorites ar ethe ones where some poor sodding sap has aquired 10000000000000000000000000000000 dollars and only needs my help in tranferring in through...and I get 10%...that is a bargin for me
Troy
Yeah, I'm still waiting for my check to arrive from Nigeria... then I can buy boner pills and penis enlargers whenever I want
This stuff is too funny. How can I NOT leave a comment here? But the only comment that I can think of might even be too inappropriate here. I guess I'll have to send it through email.
Ok, I cannot find your email address because I am out of town this week. But let's just say that for anyone who knows you, they ought to realize that cute little picture of you in your speedos is misleading. You are bigger than you look! Tell THAT to the spammers trying to "enhance" you! I will not sign this note, but you know who I am!
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