DUCK!

I know you know the story, but I wanted to be the first person to refer to our Vice President (and the brother of Satan) as Deadeye Dick (although I doubt I am). At least the owner of the ranch had this reassuring quote about the sport of quail hunting:

"I would shoot with Dick Cheney everywhere, anywhere, and not think twice about it," she said. But she said, "The nature of quail shooting ensures that this will happen. It goes with the turf."