Yeah, that wookie was hell on the skins... The blog has fallen off the radar lately, but I had to meet the once-a-month criteria. I noticed that a lot of the spam I've been receiving at work lately employs some sort of random word generator in the subject line. I found some of it somewhat poetic, so I started collecting them. I guess it also beats the typical subject line, which is some sort of insult to my penis like "Sad little thing_ do sOmeTHing" or "HEy tEEny onE, gEt Rx"... what a way to start a business relationship... and how did I get on that mailing list anyway? Well here they are, and to add to the effect, read with that silly poetry voice that everyone gets when they have to read their poetry in class... and that some jerkoffs maintain well into grad school. You know the one, slow and soft, quivering a bit...
Ice-cream Gas Bible Sex Map
Microscope Satellite Gas Bed Chisel
Data Base Fire Crystal School Space Shuttle
Aeroplane Software Balloon Cave Apple
Sphere Mosquito Water Army Mist
Wheelchair Train Train Army Snail
Restaurant Videotape Chess Board Compact Disc Bee
Worm Saddle Navy Chocolates Chair
Rifle Swimming Pool Skeleton Leather jacket Girl
Airport Surveyor Button Tennis racquet Bowl
Onion Bee Record Army Insect
Bomb Television Comet Rocket Hieroglyph
Maze Swimming Pool Monster Junk Circus
Air Radar Bed Family Grapes
Bomb Television Comet Rocket Hieroglyph
Rock Garden Train Chisel Meat
Bomb Bed Brain Circus Signature
Restaurant Dung Backpack Spiral Car-race
Compact Disc Water Airforce Floodlight Bible
Bed Banana Boss Spiral Ring Data Base Vampire
Chocolates Sunglasses Monster Foot Drum Typewriter Navy
Flower Post-office Foot Drum Child
Room School Vulture Junk Chess Board
Please let me know your favorites. Also, if your trying to name your band, look no further. Just pick 2 or 3 words from any line and your in business. In fact, I'm practicing with Vulture Junk tonight (unless we settle on Dung Spiral Car-race).
And now, a public service announcement:
4 comments:
That's not Spam. Pollard from Guided by Voices is trying to communicate with you.
Bed Brain Circus will be performing at my house later this week.
Wheelchair Meat Pool is sold out in my kitchen but tickets are available in the nose bleed section....
5 Days till Louis KC!!!!
Troy
Hey man, I have been enjoying your blog today. You sure showed some insight when predicting the momentum for Obama. Good job, and that was back in January! Anyway, I am sitting here and just wanted to see what was up on HO HUM since I have not checked for a while... Thanks, Carol (you know the person you once thought was from CANADA because I had left a CANADA map on my/your office wall!).
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