Yes, of course the doorknob is your way into your home, but it may become the cops way into your home. Cops in Utah are swabbing peoples' doorknobs, then analyizing them using the Ionscan 400B. If it comes up positive for drug residue, they use it to get a search warrant. It is right now under debate in the state's Supreme Court and judges are split (I guess some of them haven't read the 4th Amendment). Gee, I had a sewer guy out to my house yesterday... should I boil my doorknob? No, I'm not talking about his hygeine, but rather, if I was a sewer guy, I might get high before unplugging drains... yep, I better at least wipe it down with alcohol... I feel so much safer these days...
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Steppenwolf said it all when they sang...
The spirit was freedom and justice
And it's keepers seem generous and kind
It's leaders were supposed to serve the country
But now they won't pay it no mind
'Cause the people grew fat and got lazy
And now their vote is a meaningless joke
They babble about law and order
But it's all just an echo of what they've been told
Yeah, there's a monster on the loose
It's got our heads into a noose
And it just sits there watchin'
Our cities have turned into jungles
And corruption is stranglin' the land
The police force is watching the people
And the people just can't understand
We don't know how to mind our own business
'Cause the whole worlds got to be just like us
Now we are fighting a war over there
No matter who's the winner
We can't pay the cost
'Cause there's a monster on the loose
It's got our heads into a noose
And it just sits there watching
America where are you now?
Don't you care about your sons and daughters?
Don't you know we need you now
We can't fight alone against the monster.
Mybe we could make a fortune by making temporary, disposable door knob covers.
Right on brother... and doorknob condoms is our ticket out of bondage...
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