Thursday, April 24, 2008

Born again abusers!

Yup, I have to agree with nobel lareaute chemist Harold Groto that teaching bullshit pseudoscience like creationism and intelligent design side by side with real science is a form of child abuse. Read all about it here... Plus we all know that the real facts are always being manipulated by his noodly appendage, so why settle for the Christian crap?
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Cosmic Book Review...


Yes, someone actually wrote a book claiming that the Bush presidency saved the economy. Here is an insightful review (thanks to Kirby) that ended up on Amazon:

138 of 153 people found the following review helpful:
Through the Looking Glass, October 24, 2003
By Alice


Finally! A book that proves the existence of an alternate universe.
Obviously, a rip in the space/time continuum between this universe and the other
universe where Bush is presiding over a 'boom economy opened up and this book
fell through. Can there be ANY other explanation?

Friday, April 11, 2008

Go Dick Go!



Hmmm... is that a naked chick reflected in Dick's sunglasses? Or is it an alien? (I somehow believe the latter more...and it would explain a lot)

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Ultimate Peepshow



Happy Easter (if you do that sort of thing...)

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Stop the virus



Yes, it has started. The great Republican/corporate smear machine is planting the seeds of doubt now that they are pretty sure they will be in battle with Barak Obama. And since they have nothing to offer as a positive force for betterment, where do they go? Of course, where scoundrels of this nature always seek refuge, patriotism. Not wearing a flag pin on his lapel? How weak, yet sadly, it will work on many... let's hope not too many. You can see many more youtube films of a related nature here

Monday, March 10, 2008

Someone please explain today's spam



>>interrupted him; not even the mother, grown old in the past month, had
>>honestly, Dick. In all I have said so far, there has been no innuendo;
>>Morrissy, who suddenly saw visions of bars and stripes, made a quick,
>heads reverently upon the rail in prayer. Presently the music ceased,
>had some slight business transactions with Mr. McQuade, and he came up
>entered into their lives that gave to all trivial things a ponderous
Donnelly spoke in the German district, Warrington spoke to the
approached Ben, who had waited for him. No one was within earshot.
about his character, his honor, his worth? Nobody. To hold one's
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That was the first spam email I received at work today... and I've received stranger ones. So, could someone shine light on the business model here??? Hmmm... though I've already passed on hundreds of opportunities to buy elicit boner pills, this quirky narrative has convinced me that boxsuit.com is the one for me. Is that what they're thinking?? The next message had the subject line its one of a few signs and this was the only thing in the body of the email... no pix, no links, just:
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Is this string of words so mysterious that I can't help from tracking down its meaning, then, in celebration, ordering a box of veterinary-grade Propecia? Well, since it was sent to me from Klaus Bathurst, I guess it is...
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My favorite spams are the ones with subject lines that taunt me, like You know HAve a big' n butcan or cant pLeas ure her wIth slinkydnky. Now, you tell me, is that any way to start a business relationship? Is this how car salesman get dudes to buy sports cars... Gee, Mr. Smallone, if you buy this tiny car with a spoiler on the back, who knows what might happen to that problem you've been having with woodwork lately (do weigh in Troy).
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Plus, who says I can't provide pleasure with my slinkydnky? If only it were a big'n...

Monday, February 25, 2008

us media = a big steamy pile of SHlT!



Are we ever going to have the pleasure of seeing this happen... probably not. That title heading is lifted right off the message board following a troubling story over at thinkprogress.org. If you didn't watch 60 Minutes this weekend, there was a scary story about how Rove conspired with politically-motivated federal prosecutors to ruin the political career of a popular Democratic governer. You should watch the video and read about how a local CBS Alabama affiliate appears to have intentionally blacked out the story. Please check it out here, and if you want a bit larger version of the video segment, here is the 60 Minutes link. In fact the whole episode was worth watching, so I guess at least some of our media ain't shit...
Hial ROVE!