Oh My God!

After my friend Rob alerted me to the Edward G. Robinsonesque jowls that have developed on the once hot Kathleen Turner, I went looking for a photo and found this cruel, yet fun, site (be sure to page back and forward) called Hit da Wall. This photo took the cake, but there are many more contenders... (have you seen Mickey Rourke lately??)

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Grandpa Munster is a hypocritical sack of....



Don't get me wrong, I have no (or at least few) illusions that Obama is the second coming (not that I believe in that biblical horseshit) or that he is not already bought by the corporations, but how can anybody want McCain to be the president over Obama? After 8 years of embarrassment at the international table, we can finally have a guy sit down that is charismatic and intellectually impressive and yet the polls are still somewhat close? I'm mean, come on... I have many a beef with Clinton(s) but I never...EVER... doubted the guy's ability as a politician. McCain is no idiot (like Bush most likely is??), but he has no power to impress other world leaders, nor does he excite much of anyone in his own country. Plus, no matter how much Obama will tack toward the right (which, I hate to say, is necessary in this single-issue voting freakin' country) he will be a smarter choice than McCain for anyone having progressive (see "liberal") leanings. I have a smart friend considering voting for Nader, and he lives in a swing state. All I have to say is... think about those who, when Bush and Gore tacked to the middle, said "Gee, they are pretty much the same guy, so I'll vote for Nader..." Well, would we have been in Iraq if 911 happened on Gore's watch? I'm comfortable saying NO! If you are in a swing state, carefully consider that vote against the two party system, as you may well enjoy a stacked supreme court and way more faith-based shit than Barack ever (schemingly) pandered to...

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Tyson Homosexual Easily Qualifies

Yup, Tyson Homosexual not only qualified, but Homosexual ran the fastest time ever recorded... Exciting sports news from the AP made even more fascinating when it is filtered through the American Family Association’s OneNewsNow autoreplace function. Yes, Tyson Gay instantly become Tyson Homosexual.

Talk about saving the world. I hear these yahoos also replace the word "democratic" with "democrat." Pretty clever!! Every time I hear an asshole republican refer to the "democrat party," I want to kick in his teeth (at least then he'd have an excuse for screwing up a name)... Check out this google search for a little more history of their fine filtering of stories about Mr. Gay.

These guys also have a history of blocking/redirecting net traffic they don't like. Good thing they are looking out for my evil ass!

Smoked Tuna in the Can...

This article (if you have any trouble getting to page 2, go on to page 3 and you won’t miss anything…), referred to me by Rich, is a pretty entertaining read and it exemplifies how the war on drugs helped shift drug smuggling from pot to cocaine, which lead the formation of the violent drug cartels of the 80s and 90s… way to go drug warriors!

I’ve been off the blog lately. I did make it through the floods relatively unscathed, though many things I like got hit hard. A simple search of the web and you can as many photos as you want, but in case you haven’t kept up with it, here are some youtube videos that show what a mess it all was/is…http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/2008-06-19/news/smoked-tuna-in-the-can/1 (if you have any trouble getting to page 2, go on to page 3 and you won’t miss anything…)

I'm no fan of Chris Matthews, but...

he really did take this ditto head moron to task... if only the "liberal media" called these loudmouths out on their horseshit talking points more often...
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I hate hyphenated names...except these

Yup, I saw a kid in the paper with the last name "Lipscomb-Hagarovich" and wondered to myself "His parents must be dipshits." (Apologies to any Ho Hummers with these silly concoctions...HAH! just kidding, no apologies here). That said, I think all of these couples should go for it with my blessing, including these wonderful pairs:
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