Tyson Homosexual Easily Qualifies

Yup, Tyson Homosexual not only qualified, but Homosexual ran the fastest time ever recorded... Exciting sports news from the AP made even more fascinating when it is filtered through the American Family Association’s OneNewsNow autoreplace function. Yes, Tyson Gay instantly become Tyson Homosexual.

Talk about saving the world. I hear these yahoos also replace the word "democratic" with "democrat." Pretty clever!! Every time I hear an asshole republican refer to the "democrat party," I want to kick in his teeth (at least then he'd have an excuse for screwing up a name)... Check out this google search for a little more history of their fine filtering of stories about Mr. Gay.

These guys also have a history of blocking/redirecting net traffic they don't like. Good thing they are looking out for my evil ass!

Smoked Tuna in the Can...

This article (if you have any trouble getting to page 2, go on to page 3 and you won’t miss anything…), referred to me by Rich, is a pretty entertaining read and it exemplifies how the war on drugs helped shift drug smuggling from pot to cocaine, which lead the formation of the violent drug cartels of the 80s and 90s… way to go drug warriors!

I’ve been off the blog lately. I did make it through the floods relatively unscathed, though many things I like got hit hard. A simple search of the web and you can as many photos as you want, but in case you haven’t kept up with it, here are some youtube videos that show what a mess it all was/is…http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/2008-06-19/news/smoked-tuna-in-the-can/1 (if you have any trouble getting to page 2, go on to page 3 and you won’t miss anything…)

I'm no fan of Chris Matthews, but...

he really did take this ditto head moron to task... if only the "liberal media" called these loudmouths out on their horseshit talking points more often...
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I hate hyphenated names...except these

Yup, I saw a kid in the paper with the last name "Lipscomb-Hagarovich" and wondered to myself "His parents must be dipshits." (Apologies to any Ho Hummers with these silly concoctions...HAH! just kidding, no apologies here). That said, I think all of these couples should go for it with my blessing, including these wonderful pairs:
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Born again abusers!

Yup, I have to agree with nobel lareaute chemist Harold Groto that teaching bullshit pseudoscience like creationism and intelligent design side by side with real science is a form of child abuse. Read all about it here... Plus we all know that the real facts are always being manipulated by his noodly appendage, so why settle for the Christian crap?
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Cosmic Book Review...

Yes, someone actually wrote a book claiming that the Bush presidency saved the economy. Here is an insightful review (thanks to Kirby) that ended up on Amazon:

138 of 153 people found the following review helpful:
Through the Looking Glass, October 24, 2003
By Alice

Finally! A book that proves the existence of an alternate universe.
Obviously, a rip in the space/time continuum between this universe and the other
universe where Bush is presiding over a 'boom economy opened up and this book
fell through. Can there be ANY other explanation?

Go Dick Go!

Hmmm... is that a naked chick reflected in Dick's sunglasses? Or is it an alien? (I somehow believe the latter more...and it would explain a lot)